Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
"this isn’t some project you can do in one night"
NOT UNTIL I SHIFT INTO
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..